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Love sunny days make me feel full of energy!

House tidy, kitchen clean, bathroom scrubbed, wash on and jamies pack up done.

And me and joey have already been to the park for an hour!

Can the weather stay like this forever please?

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me?

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

perseidbadger:

the best kind of friendships are fierce lady friendships where you aggressively believe in each other, defend each other, and think the other deserves the world.

wish I had this

it scares me how accurate the #selfie song is about a night out in my own town

if the guy on his car /motor bike doesnt stop reving his engine up and down the streets around my house he is going to meet one pissed of mama

3 times joeys woken up now saying mummy make it stop

and I cant make it stop and hes so tired the little munchkin

its nearly midnight in a residential so this guy is obviously an inconsiderate prick.

can I even ring the police for shit like this it seeems a bit over dramatic?

jamies not here you no what that means……


I can eat crisps as loud as I want!

ill just stick the subtitels on, its the small things

d3ssins:

do you ever start your period and think

"well that explains a lot"

everytime

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

Do I get a Chinese or not?

hmmmmmmmm

so tempting and I also wouldnt have to mess the kitchen up I just cleaned haha

currently sat on my bed in a towl fresh from the bath trying to find motivation to put moisturiser on

im such a lazy bitch

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

do I start watching saving mr banks now even though im a little sleepy?

and risk falling asleep during or wait till tomorrow

but im just so excited to watch it!